Monday, 2 June 2014

What Is Politics !

Boy sums it up brilliantly!!!!!!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way :
I am the head of the family,
so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the administrator of the money,
so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs,
so we call you the People

The Indon maid, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it make sense '
So the little boy goes off to bed
thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying,
so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and
finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and
sees his father in bed with the maid....

He gives up and goes to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say to his father,
'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'
The father says,
'Good son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies,

'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class
while the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep shit.'

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